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The Man Who Woke Up And Found Out He Didn't Exist

by Antiseptic Bombs

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Fake 03:46
You may only wear the same dress once Get the pile back up where it belongs I have sweated and struggled to smooth out my wrongs It just so happened to make me fake If I tell you your new toy is state of the art It’s probably a state that is completely off my chart I can tell you what you wanna hear And try to make you feel smart If you can’t figure out there’s nothing more to it The chance is that what I wanted to say Is something that you can’t get behind And even if you wanted to, how would I know? I can’t read minds I am as fake as your average pop star Plastic fantastic I am as slimy as an eel And my spine is elastic I am as fake as the cashier’s smile is Do you want your recept? I am so fake but it doesn’t matter ’cause You’re probably as fake as me! I’ll skip a song if the music gets too raw Cheer the weather just to stay indoors I’ll saw my legs off and replace them with claws And feed you with my beak the truths of love And I will loathe you when I ask you if you're well Take down my pictures and pile them on the shelf I am a majestic robotic bird-esque empty shell A well oiled invisible masterpiece The chance is that you too are so far out That by now you can’t be easily recognised So much has faded to the shadows But so long as we both did Maybe we will be fine I am as fake as the breast of a porn star...
3.
Cracked the code how to be anyone To everyone, finally Eat strange fruits and never go blind For anyone, nonentity
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God Tier PR 00:43
You can say that you wouldn't mind But when it happens all of the time Who can say that they wouldn't like The urge for an acknowledging crowd? Once it's out it's almost set in stone I should know, these stories are my own Have you moved beyond the point of feeling shame? Then the next you'll need is fame, fame, fame
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You have permission to land your plane On runway number three Welcome, sit down, do you want a cup? I have some news to tell you if'll you please The rumours weren't true The man you search isn't here but it was worth the try Can you be a bit discrete when you leave? You say it's already too late? Oh well we're used to it now I don't care if I get popular by saying this I just want to have a clue Keep all the airplanes in the sky And send them all over to you And I don't care what they say and they think now I just want to make it all come true We can open a shop on the corner where I live If that is what you want I can be your own private torture prisoner If that is what you want We can pose in front of pictures with a smile And cartoon dollars signs in our eyes We can save our friends and frogs both By slowly frying them in oil with the french fries I don't care if I get popular by saying this I just want to be popular to you Keep all the airplanes in the sky And send them all over to you I don't care what they say and they think now I just want to make them more like you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you
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Phony 03:58
My telephone is gonna kill me But first it's gonna lull me out My telephone is gonna kill me But first it's gonna lull me out It's in my It's in my pocket now It's in my face right now It's in my pocket now It's in my face right now My telephone wants to replace me Live in my body as a parasite My telephone is gonna kill me But first it's gonna lull me out My telephone knows that it's aging No wonder when I didn't update all these fucking apps Flood out the screen cracks Ah ah ah Ah ah ah
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I make the world smaller so it fits in my head Sometimes I wish I could blow ten millions of people up with bombs The world is tough What makes you think it would fare better if we went for a fresh new way Thank me later darling, now you've got something to be angry about again That's all I crave! I can get you to the top of the top shelf If you wanna go with this dane I can get you to the top of the top shelf By piling the books on the flames I only smile when all my talk goes over your head Don't bother ask me, I already know exactly what to say Anyway What makes you think even one thing will go like it has always gone I'm not a hero, I'm the second coming of the son of man Until something better comes along!
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Before 03:04
I didn't want to drink that much I swear I did not and now I'm lost In inner city in the middle of a crowd Push around or be pushed around Dance on the table When the dancefloor gets unstable Dance in the gudder When you can't see how they could go any farther Just stick around until dawn To see what happens before Shadows move in our eyes, this time Of night has no space for fun but crimes Order 'nother bottle, many sights will come When it is down again there will be none All the lights reflect in panels On the wall in vague forms and bells Are ringing on every church tower The light is coming to haunt us from now on
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Cracked the code How to be anyone To everyone, Finally Eat strange Fruits and Never Go blind For Anyone Nonentity
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Kicking sand 03:36
Been kicking sand around for too long with two big boots Stomping around in absolutely nothing Today it's one of these small poodles Of mud and sand and everything It's getting dirtier and dirtier around here I will fight bugs as butterflies Do you remember the tick that gave your mother borrelia? Of couse it deserves to die! It's just mud, it's just dirt You can wash it off and even buy a new shirt But you don't know what part that is going to stick It's just filth, it's just dust But your kicking sand might come with a sudden cost 'Cause you don't know what part that is going to stick You can join me or go your own way I'm sure that it is something The poodle's not big enough for all of us Luckily most people don't seem to get it I'm sweating and it slides of my elbow Now the territory is marked When every knockoff temple cracked with enjoyment No one came and built an ark
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I like reading reviews To movies I won't see Where I am the target audience 'Cause I know it's not for me Then a film director had in mind A young man with my body type and country She found about me in secrecy And paid to have my data dropped in You know I care about getting stalked As much as everyone else you see So in the end i don't care much 'Cause i know it's not for me And I wrote this song just for you 'Cause you are my target audience I know a thing or two about you too The soft spots in your tough defence And I know everything about you too The soft spots in your tough defence
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Sara 03:53
So this basement dweller somehow came across this guide That told if he concentrated his thoughts enough in a certain way He could create a new consciousness That lives alongside his own inside his mind every day Inside my mind, he thought Sounds like the best friend ever, one who’ll never ever turn away However he would act and whatever he would do Such an ingenious idea, almost impressive for him I would say The wisdom had some vague Tibetan origin The thrill of truth prostitutes is knowing whether it was something else Where you'd think there was a lust for understanding There was only a deep hunger for himself He started throwing endless mindless questions Into the abyss that was his brain and it went far It shouldn't work but somehow it did by chance One day the answer came, I said: [censored], my name is Sara So the guy found that he had a gal inside his head That was not exactly what he had in mind His narrow interpretation made his worldview tumble down That oh, that whoah, could that mean huh, he had a feminine side? UHHGGGGRRM Either way now I was there inside his head It weren't his plan, but then, from me he was straight out adored And no one could even hear a squeak He whispered: Oh Sara, you-you-you- [censored] It was a journey, so to say, these months Discovered new sides of his mind’s stunning parasol He still was a loner but he didn't care As long as he was free to- [censored] And otherwise made me control his body To do his tedious job and all his mundane chores Those glorious months when he would walk in and out as if it was a door Until the day I finally gained control And now he can't switch back anymore Ah aaah Ah aaah
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popstar 02:37
Never wanted to be a pop star But last couple years I've tried to be a pop singer A pop singer, a pop singer But last couple years I've tried to be a pop singer Oh whoah oh oh Yeah no no no Yeah yeah yeah yeah No one can take me away from here Oh oh oh oh No no no no Yeah yeah yeah yeah No one can take me away from here I looked to all of the places that ain't pop But no one has allowed me around their styles Around their styles, around their styles But no one has allowed me around their styles Sing in front the mirror with my phone as a microphone Phone as a microphone, phone as a microphone Dance around like a jerk in an expensive video Expensive video, it's video, video Does this feel relatable now?
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The Future 03:02
Somewhere in the dark depths of empty space Float galaxy wide lumps Of human brain There's your new god running matter through A reproducing decentralised swarm Always creating more (Oh yeah) The last island of dead end space (Oh yeah) Where all the worlds will join in one embrace (Oh yeah) The last island of dead end space (Oh yeah) This is the greatest way for (us) all The growth is radically optimised Even the smallest impulse of suffering Has been removed Never has there been so much happiness Never has the universe seen So much joy
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Anyone 00:36
I can be everything to anyone And everyone Anything all of the time for anyone And everyone I can be everything to everyone And anyone Everything, have all the time for everyone And everyone and anyone Anyone, anyone
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Cover Story 04:45
Write about me I know you want to Play with me Am I better than your money? Truth and evil Are not incompatible Just imagine That as your title Expose me Shower me in your light Hold me in your tight grip I can't let go tonight They know me I can't wait any longer I can't take it anymore Don't hold yourself back I'm not beyond that anymore Write down to the detail Don't put some censorship on yourself I know I mean nothing I know that your pay don't make itself I just want to die in your arms when you're done Go and tell them that this has been fun I just want to die in your arms when you're done Don't call an ambulance 'cause I'm done
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Gallery 03:13
When you opened up gallery I came by on my way What is not to like? What is not to like? What is not to like? What is not to like? I saw you have no talent But went in anyway What is not to like? What is not to like? What is not to like? What is not to like? I sleep on your painting You worked so hard to make Your ugly mess of colour That you worked so hard to make I sleep on your painting It has my standards met It may be hard to look at But it's the softest bed Here comes the bulldozer Long time since it saw a proper wall I think we're pretty much alike I think we're pretty, pretty, pretty much alike Your paintings amuse me Why don't you see it pal? I think we're pretty much alike I think we're pretty much alike, we're pretty much alike Can't you see that Someone has to like your crap Let me shove some money on your desk I can do with more than just one single bed
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4 Hours 03:34
Sunshine is slowly showing The clock will ring in about four hours The curtains lines are uncertain There is something to worry about tonight Pretending won't make it do better Still behind two closed eyes The buzzer sits in the pillow Four hours to make it in Why do the lock screen say two when Eight minutes ago it said twelve? It's like the room has ripped itself apart And is floating in blank space A faint orange hologram watching... The irritable pricks just wanna speak a sentence without a pause Then same time and place tomorrow night Another word to swallow down Is this a dream or still the same world? The buzzer sits in the pillow Four hours to make it in Same time and place tomorrow night Another word to swallow down Is this a dream or still the same world? The second pinch made a sound What the hell
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In these blood chambers cold and dark Their heads are left to rot In tides that are pulsing in and out Ties never clearly cut In the darkness of their sleeping rooms Floating in a stream of guests The clocks are spinning monthly fast Seems old Darwin made their tests In the cold of an icy storm I wonder what they turned into Hideous deep frozen forsaken hearts Waiting to never be uncooled Hungry ghosts Hungry ghosts Hungry ghosts Hungry ghosts In the blotched stream of people wandering Gray cattle are all they see They would gladly eat other people If they had the energy
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Pervert 05:03
I think you might be a pervert Caught you rearranging heads Recording and deleting their thoughts Until everything seemed defect I'm not interested in your sick show And I don't either want to go Some time just need To pass on I think you might be a pervert And the walls are closing in Until everything you've touched Is in line with your mundane fetish I'm not interested in your sick show And I don't either want to go So this time just need to pass Closed doors are seemingly magnets And what can I do for you? Whatever you want me to But please, oh please just make it quick Closed doors are magnets But the time is never ripe Too far away from sight So please make it quick and close that damn door A dark tower of weeds and crops Another nightmare to spice things up Another car chase where the cars can fly And yet another faded goodbye There are the dreams involving doorless toiles Running past endless rows of urinals Through while ceramic tiled mazes There it is, though it might not be so lyrical but I wanna hear what excuses you have to say Maybe we can meet up some day Over a cup of coffee Soon
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Ahead 03:39
And they may come in the long term maybe Don't you waste it, don't you make it And they may stay for a long time baby Don't you make it, don't you waste it And they may come for the long term maybe Don't you make it, don't you waste it And they may come in the long term baby And they may come in the long term baby Don't you waste it, don't you make it And they may come in the long term baby Don't you waste it, don't you make it And they may stay for a long time Don't let them see us Don't look back when they say you should Keep running straight ahead, don't run away
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The Zoom 03:38
And then the zoom came again I couldn't even image So much blood Coming to the eyes, from the Eye Falling in a loop Into concrete, rising up And falling, crashing down Another lying way, lying around Then the zoom came again And I was staring straight into fear In a straight line over mountains Plains and mountains again, to the mountains again It went back and ahead Forth and rear I ate crackers for days The lights like flying darts, spinning, spinning and spinning around Then the zoom came again The world was spinning fast A boot kicked back of head A lot was never done, it just didn't come Behind, falling behind Like having dissatisfied costumers A drill into the side I need a place to hide, one that doesn't begin like this
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You thought you could always get yourself back up Like a weed rising back from winter As you lied head in the stinging nettles Something creeps on your side
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Amoeba man 03:26
Once upon a time an amoeba Got itself a great idea Why fight over a sunny place When I could dine on my peers? They're anywhere elsewhere And I can eat it up But then she had to think further And that messed the line up I have these legs And I have these arms I was born to do harm I might come for you And there is nothing in the world that you can do Las plantas and my dear spirit animals What have I ever done to you The little eggplant said Oh no it didn't silly You know plants cannot talk I've never done any evil Thought the little pig Yeah you're right but they're so enlightened And I've gone off the grid Don't you mess with me And don't you dare disagree One step closer to me and I will #&@!"=%£
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Cult 03:07
I have kept every door open But they all lead into terrible monsters When opportunities turn into threats Have to drop that childish wonder We have to do what we must The rule of reducing costs We have to do whatever this takes If not it only means prolonging my fate I am a terrifying person I know that Swim, swim, swim or sink You were very lucky back then Give me a break, give me a box Give me a drink An invisible family of ghosts Drunkily dancing to trap beats Let's have a good laugh to make this glide down While somewhere in other rooms they bleed Old school nuclear is one of the best ways That could turn out as the final mistake When it goes up it is very quick No one will be sad that we quit We gotta go but we get to chose how You are resonsible for your own path Correct before anyone can destroy you The world smiles back if you only look the part
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Dark Shades 02:53
We made it up the gap Who threw away the map? Don't even know this place I for one could stay around here for days All five survived the crash The engineering was trash This planet's pretty lax How come everyone's been ignoring it? Fliers in the sky, they gotta make a good case for it Waves inside your eyes, like in this world it was even needed Fire burning, smoke over the rising sea This feels great Even behind my dark shades These years of gloom and hate They always found new ways To freak me out every day Happy new year and cheers for good fortune This is our victory lab And we found a new map Let's throw away that crap And set the end of the world on pause just for a moment Staring through the shattered glass Staring through the shattered glass
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Pop Machine 04:00
Metabolism has been working And nothing can slow time Growing and changing any matter I met you again tonight Saw you feeling so accomplished Running round and round and round New additions tossed beside you Working in rows and lines New glasses every morning Im not sure you're still the same person as when we first went down the road But I hope there's still something left in there of the place you once called home Even if just a clone The years and the hours are what you see and what I show A stare that has become lethal Start the legs turning now Here comes another crowd pleaser Hold the arms poking out You stared in disbelief, you You clicked your head around The script has been rolled out To ritually be eaten alive New glasses every morning Im not sure I'm still the same person as when I last went down the road But I hope there's still something left in there of the place I once called home Even if just a clone The years and hours are what I see and what you show You may talk like you've been fed machine code I may stumble on the words I use If we could just be together Over all we never learned to do Im not sure we're still the same people as when we first went down the road But I hope there's still something left in here of the place we once called home Even if we're just some clones The years and hours Are horrifying foes
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Heat Death 02:56
They just invented time travel But so much has already been done with it I want to skip to the things that matter Turn the knob all the way with it So come along with me Take the second seat, it is comfy in here Then we're ready and set to go All the way to the end and even further ahead than there Out there where there is nothing but warmth Beautiful nonsense heat in one form And we're not just alone in the machine We two are the last ones there are of anything Of anything... And we're not just alone in the machine (Nor the last remains of humanity) We two are the last ones there are of anything

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Sit down and enjoy a full double LP’s worth of sketchy anthems specifically dedicated to the subtle art of [censored]. Served raw and glitchy.

Recorded in and around 2018, these songs were in the drawer for 5 years before they finally saw the light of day in april 2023. A lot of crazy things happened inbetween in my life (well, to everyone really), although many of these songs work very well as kinds of origin stories behind these events.

Double album length: 79:59

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released April 7, 2023

Music, lyrics and art by Antiseptic Bombs.
Recorded around 2018. Edited and mastered in 2022-23.

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Antiseptic Bombs Copenhagen, Denmark

Songwriter and musician from Copenhagen [and whatever other stuff people usually write in this box].

Unknown for a suprisingly commonplace mix of high artistic ambition and profound lazyness, the latter definitely not being mental health related.
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